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If you're club's called 'Calvin's A Dope', then I'm changing the name of THIS club to 'Hobbes is a mangy flea-ridden furball'! An insult! I declare eternal war on your club! Go ahead! From now on we're bitter enemies! Wait till you see my cunning strategies! I'll have maps and secret codes! I'll have strategies! I'll have maps! I'll have codes! They'll all be better than yours! I'm going to write myself a message in code right now! It says, 'Calvin smells like a baboon!' Ha! I broke your code already! And I do NOT! Calvin changes his club name to 'Hobbes is a Mangy Flea-Ridden Furball'. Hobbes declares war on Calvin's club.
Hobbes says he'll have maps and secret codes. Calvin says he'll have them too, and his will be better than Hobbes'. Hobbes says he's going to write himself a message in code right now. It will say 'Calvin smells like a baboon'. Calvin says he's broken the code already, and he does not.