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Everbody I know has either cable TV or a VCR! They can watch anything they want! But me? I have to watch dumb ol' summer repeats! I have to watch the same garbage over and over! How cruelly we mistreat you Calvin. ... so then he gave me 'Oliver Twist' to read, and said I might identify with it. Rats ... and 'Sorority Row Horror' is on cable tonight.