ComicVault

Calvin and Hobbes

Sunday, November 24, 1991

Show transcript

Mm, this dinner you fixed is delicious, honey. What is it? It's dog food. And don't call me 'honey'. You can't feed me DOG food! I'm the President of the United States! No, you're the President of the Deluded Fruitcakes Anonymous! Give me a break! You're just mad because you're the 'First Husband' and you have to vacuum the White House all day! I DO NOT! In fact, I'm not your husband at all! What are you doing?! Stop being such a little weirdo! Me WONGA-TAA, king of the jungle! Oh, nice underpants! You're really gross. Me off to jungle! Find tiger friend! Live with animals! I can run the country better without you! Good riddance, you moron! It take one to know one! Boy, am I glad to see YOU. Playing with

Susie is a big waste of time. You wouldn't believe the junk she can imagine. Nice underpants. What do you mean Calvin left his clothes with Susie??

By Bill Watterson
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031