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Calvin and Hobbes

Friday, February 28, 1992

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Hello, is this the hardware sotre? Yes, I'm wondering if you sell catapults. No?? Well, I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello? I don't understand how some of these places stay in business.

Calvin calls the hardware store, asking if they sell catapults. He says he's looking for something to deliver a 50pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. They hang up on him. As he walks off, he says he can't understand how some of these places stay in business.

By Bill Watterson
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