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I've decided to believe in astrology and horoscopes. Really? You bet. It only makes sense that every facet of our daily lives should depend upon the position of celestial bodies hundreds of millions of miles away. Look here. Today I'll have 'many key policies implemented'. I get to have my way! Oh those mischievous planets. The newspaper couldn't print it if it weren't true! Calvin decides he'll believe in astrology and horoscopes. He says it only makes sense every facet of their daily lives should depend on the position of celestial bodies millions of miles away.
Calvin points to the paper, which has a horoscope which reads 'Many key policies implemented'. He says he has to have his way. Hobbes can't believe those mischievous planets. Calvin says the newspaper couldn't print it if it wasn't true.