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Did today's horoscope print a retraction of yesterday's prediction? No, there's just a new one for today. What's it say? Yours says, 'Popularity zooms upward. New encounters pay big dividends.' Hmm, that's good. Wait, it goes on. 'Emphasize romance. Opposite sex finds you irresistible. Lucky day for love.' OH NO! I bet I know what the big dividends are! Woo woo woo!