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Calvin and Hobbes

Tuesday, April 21, 1992

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Maybe today's horoscope won't come true. I don't WANT a lucky day for love! 'Opposite sex finds you irresistible.' Hee hee hee! I don't believe in astrology any more! It's all phony! Yeah, that's right! Much smoochies! Mm-mm! Yow wow! Stop it! Yesterday's predictions didn't come true, so I'm sure today's won't either! I'm not worried! When's the wedding?? Should I wear my spats?? In a minute, you'll be wearing a BODY CAST! TRY it, lover boy! We'll see how you kiss girls with a fat lip! At the bus stop,

Calvin says maybe today's horoscope won't come true. Hobbes teases him about the horoscope saying 'opposite sex finds you irresistible'. Calvin says he doesn't believe it astrology anymore. It's all phony. Hobbes keeps teasing Calvin. Calvin says yesterday's prediction didn't come true, so today's won't either. Hobbes asks when the wedding is. He asks if he should wear his spats. Calvin starts fighting with Hobbes, saying Hobbes will be wearing a body cast. Hobbes says they'll see how Calvin kisses girls with a fat lip.

By Bill Watterson
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