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I read another article whining about how much violence is on television. So I've seen a few thousand homicides in my day! What's the big deal?! It's my RIGHT to watch violence on TV! It's people like me who make these programs profitable! I say the consumer is always right, and if the advertisers want me to watch TV, the shows had better pander to my tastes! ... and frankly, I like to watch shoot outs, car wrecks, fist fights, and grisly muders! I like to be ENTERTAINED! Don't you worry that all this violence is desensitizing? Nahh. I'd like to shoot the idiots who think this stuff affects me. Calvin climbs the slide ladder. He sees himself high above town, then above the clouds. The sees himself sliding down back toward earth.
Calvin sits on top the slide at home. Calvin doesn't think he's going to do it, despite Dad standing there coaxing him.