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Whither goest thou, young rogue? Can there yet remain some villany thou hast not committed? Thou dost wrong me! Faith, I know not where I wander. Methings the most capricious zephyr hath more design than I. Bot lo: do not detain me. For I am resolv'd to quit this place forthwith. Ay, but hear you this, I'll soon know thy business, get thee gone, wastrel! By my troth, I am off. Holy schlaMOLY, isn't there a cop show on where they talk like real people? Shhh. Speaking like Shakespearean characters,
Mom asks 'whither goest thou, young rogue'. Calvin replies 'thou dost wrong me'. He says he is 'resolv'd to quit this place forthwith'. He leaves the house, and Mom says she'll 'soon know thy business'. Calvin replies 'by my troth, I am off'. Watching television, Calvin asks Mom if there isn't a cop show where they talk like real people.