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Can I learn to parachute out of an airplane? Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. Mom's so practical.
Calvin asks Mom if he can parachute out of a plane. Mom wonders why he doesn't play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks. It would be a cheaper way to toy with death. Calvin says Mom's so practical.