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Look, Hobbes. There's a quiz in my new issue of Chewing magazine. 'Does your gum deliver? 10 questions show what you could be missing!' Let's see how my gum does. '1. How hard is your gum at the beginning? A) Rock-like or brittle B) Pleasantly firm C) Squishy or bendy.' Hmm... my gum is pretty hard at first. I'll mark 'A'. Gosh, I've got a negative five points already! I'm not getting all the performance I'm entitled to! I wonder what people knew before there were magazine quizzes.