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Scientific names? Sure. Scientists come up with great, wild theories, but then they give them dull, unimaginative names. For example, scientists think space is full of mysterious, invisible mass, so what do they call it? 'DARK matter'! Duhh! I tell you, there's a fortune to be made here! I like to say 'quark'! Quark, quark, quark, quark! Instead of making an idiot of yourself, why don't you go find me some scientists?
Calvin is selling scientific names for a dollar. He tells Hobbes scientists are great for theories, but they give them dull names. He tells Hobbes scientists think space is full of mysterious, invisible mass. They call it 'dark matter'. Calvin says there's a fortune to be made. Hobbes says he likes to say 'quark'. He says it several times. Calvin tells him that instead of making an idiot of himself to go find him some scientists.