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This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club will now come to order! First tiger Hobbes will read the minutes of our last meeting. Thank you. '9:30 - Meeting called to order. Dictator-for-life Calvin proposes resolution condemning existence of girls.' '9:35 - First tiger Hobbes abstains from vote. Motion fails. 9:36 Patriotism of first tiger called into question. 9:37 - Philosophical discussion. 10:15 - Bandages administered." "Dictator-for-life rebuked for biting.' Is this a great club or what? '10:16 - Forgot what the debate was about. Medals of bravery awarded to all parties.' The meeting of G.R.O.S.S. comes to order. Hobbes reads the minutes of the last meeting. Calvin proposed a resolution condemning existence of girls. First tiger abstains from vote. Patriotism of first tiger called into question. Philosophical discussion, followed by bandages being administered. Hobbes ends with reading they forgot what debate was about, so medals of bravery were awarded to all.