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"How is it that this Ouija board knows all the answers to life's mysteries? Let's ask it. Oh great Ouija board. How do you know all the answers? It's moving! It's moving! What's it say? '3' You know, I didn't ask for this last Christmas. I asked for a computer. Hobbes wonders how the Ouija board knows all the answers to life's mysteries. Calvin decides to ask it. The pointer goes to '3'. Calvin remembers he didn't ask for the Ouija board last Christmas, he asked for a computer."