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People don't understand me. They don't realize I'm a card-carrying genius. You have a card? Oh absolutely. See, it says 'Calvin, certified genius.' Wow, you have a certificate? Well, not really, but no one every checks those things. I just say it's at the frame shop. Pretty smart. I'm a genius. How did you emboss this card? With a screwdriver? Calvin laments people don't understand him. He says he's a card-carrying genius. He shows Hobbes his card, which reads 'Calvin, certified genius'.
Hobbes is impressed that he has a certificate. Calvin admits that he doesn't, but says people don't check those things. He just says it's at the frame shop. Hobbes admits that's pretty smart. Calvin reminds him he's a genius. Hobbes looks at the card and wonders if Calvin embossed the card with a screwdriver.