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Here's the latest poll on your standing as 'Dad'. Wonderful. The good news is that you have a high name-recognition factor. All the household six-year-olds polled were able to identify you as 'Dad'. This recognition, however, is liked to the fact that your policies are universally deplored. There's talk of voting you out of office and making Mom 'Dad'. I see. And what do YOU know about this? My first act will be to make you do the cooking. Whoa! That changes everything.
Calvin gives Dad the results of his latest poll. Calvin says Dad has a high name-recognition factor. Sadly, that recognition is due to the fact Dad's policies are universally deplored. Calvin says there is talk about voting him out of office and making Mom 'Dad'. Dad asks Mom what she knows about this. Mom says her first act will be to make Dad do the cooking. Calvin hastily says that changes everything.