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Dear Santa, Last year I asked for a long-range thermo-nuclear 'Smart' missile and a launcher. Instead, I got socks and a shirt. Obviously, you mixed up my order with someone else's. Let's get with the program, huh? Just because he gives the stuff away free, he thinks he can get away with an incompetent organization. Calvin writes that he wanted a missile and launcher last year, but he got socks and a shirt. He says Santa mixed up his order with someone else's. He asks Santa to get with the program.
Calvin says that just because he gives stuff away free, Santa shouldn't get away with an incompetent organization.